GREENVILLE, NC—Telling viewers of his latest charitable video to prepare themselves for his “most epic challenge yet,” 25-year-old influencer Jimmy “MrBeast” Donaldson announced Friday that he had resurrected everyone buried at Arlington National Cemetery. “You might not know this, but sadly, over 400,000 of our nation’s most decorated veterans have to spend eternity dead and underground,” the content creator says in the video, explaining that he has found a scientist willing to help him reanimate the dead and has spent millions of dollars to pump 75,000 volts of electricity into each plot of the hallowed cemetery. “Thanks to this amazing procedure, every single one of these deserving corpses has crawled out of the ground and begun roaming the earth again, totally free of charge to them and their families. They’ll also receive $10,000 in cash. Frankly, it’s a tragedy we’ve let these American heroes rot in their graves for this long.” Reacting to a moment in the video when MrBeast gives a reanimated World War II veteran a Lamborghini, viewers expressed outrage toward the apparent ingratitude of the undead soldier, who only screams, “Why did you do this? Kill me…kill me!” into the camera.
MrBeast Announces He Has Resurrected Everyone Buried At Arlington National Cemetery
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