We are legally required to warn that looking directly at Americans might make you puke. However, cosmetic procedures can significantly improve the vomit-inducing physical appearance of the U.S. populace. The Onion examines the most popular plastic surgery in every state.
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Alabama
Fetal BBL
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Alaska
Blubber injection
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Arizona
Cremation
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Arkansas
Getting hand replaced with gun
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California
Grunting through bandages while pointing at menu board of procedures
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Colorado
Fleece graft
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Connecticut
Vagina dentata veneers
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Delaware
Conjoined business separation
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Florida
Botched facelift to correct previous botched facelift
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Georgia
Lemon pepper face peel
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Hawaii
Coconut reduction
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Idaho
Skin twice-baking
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Illinois
Fat sucked out of residents’ stomachs, arms, and backs and reinjected into J.B. Pritzker
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Indiana
Eyes permanently rolled back in head to enhance religious experience
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Iowa
Butter injection
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Kansas
Surgery to conjoin twins
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Kentucky
Enlargement of stomping foot for more rhythmic fiddling
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Louisiana
Adipose boil
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Maine
Lobster detachment surgery
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Maryland
The senator will let you know what he likes
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Massachusetts
Forcing flat girlfriend to get double D’s
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Michigan
Chemotherapy
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Minnesota
Adding second mouth for apologies
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Mississippi
Racial affirmation surgery
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Missouri
Double brain removal
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Montana
Sky enlargement
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Nebraska
Udder tuck
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Nevada
Surgeon’s choice
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New Hampshire
Swastika tattoo removal
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New Jersey
Chest hair transplant
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New Mexico
Nuclear peel
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New York
Brass ball implants
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North Carolina
Tarheelization
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North Dakota
Putting on big white T-shirt with bikini bod printed on it
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Ohio
Abortion disguised as skin tag removal for legal reasons
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Oklahoma
Injecting spent fryer grease into forehead like Botox
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Oregon
End-of-life butt lift
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Pennsylvania
Good ol’ fashioned breast raising
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Rhode Island
State enlargement
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South Carolina
Stitched into human centipede as part of fraternity initiation
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South Dakota
Drawing face on torso and making belly button talk
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Tennessee
Facial Aryanization surgery
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Texas
Silicone implants for hair enlargement
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Utah
Stitching all sister wives together
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Vermont
Wood chipper arm removal
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Virginia
Reptilian tail tuck
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Washington
Transracial skin tinting
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West Virginia
Lung whitening
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Wisconsin
Curd reconstruction
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Wyoming
Draping horse mane over your head and pretending it’s your hair