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Most Popular Passwords Of Year Include '123456' 'password'

According to a list compiled from leaked user data, this year’s most popular passwords include several perennial favorites such as “football,” as well as new passwords such as “starwars” and “iloveyou”. What do you think?

Nichole Willis • Tarp Salesman

“Did ‘theredlantern’ make it onto the list? I hope not, because that’s mine.”

Nichole Willis • Tarp Salesman

Quentin Lowe • Paper Stamper

“You have to get creative with your passwords, or else your NeoPets could fall into the wrong hands.” 

Quentin Lowe • Paper Stamper

Peter Starke • Systems Analyst

“The trick is to go up all the way to seven.” 

Peter Starke • Systems Analyst




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