They might seem polished and put together, but even celebrities get caught talking dirty sometimes. Buckle up, because here are the most famous leaked sexts of all time.
Gigi Hadid (To Zayn Malik)
“I think you’re the member of One Direction that I date, and if so, would you like to have sex soon?”
Tom Cruise (To Katie Holmes)
“You have been selected.”
David Beckham (To Victoria Beckham)
“Dear Victoria, I think it would be neat if we went out to dinner tomorrow night. Please let me know if that works for you. Regards, David.”
Victoria
“Hi, David. Dinner sounds acceptable. In the future, please direct all non-urgent correspondences to my secretary. Yours, Victoria.”
Robert Pattinson (To Kristen Stewart)
“k”
Courteney Cox (To Michael Keaton)
“Maybe it would be hot to do it without the Batman costume for once?”
John F. Kennedy (To Marilyn Monroe)
“I’m using top-secret texting technology that won’t be public for another 40 years to tell you how much i need your scrumptious milky titties.”
Mark Zuckerberg (To Metaverse Mark Zuckerberg)
“You, my virtual reality avatar, are the only one I trust to punish my balls the way they deserve to be punished.”
Tom Hanks (To Rita Wilson)
“One of the perks of being married to you is that we get to have enjoyable, consensual sex at our leisure, and I sure am excited to do that again with you sometime soon!”
Jada Pinkett Smith (To Will Smith)
“I want to tell the world all the dirty things we do in the bedroom on the next episode of Red Table Talk, streaming exclusively on Facebook Watch.”
Derek Jeter (To Jessica Alba)
“Can you please email that NDA to my lawyer so I can send you an erotic message?”
Ryan Gosling (To Eva Mendes)
“If I’m being honest I’ve never actually had sex before and I’m so scared that when I put my thingy in you it’ll get stuck and we’ll have to live the rest of our lives in that position.”
Tom Hanks (To Rita Wilson)
“Honey, are you up? Can you please let me in? Sorry, I forgot my keys. No worries, if not. I can just spend the night in the car.”
Hugh Grant (To Julia Roberts)
“Good afternoon, or, rather, good evening, as it were. I was wondering if perhaps, if you were so inclined, we could possibly—again, only if you were amenable to it—meet up at a location of your choosing, perhaps my place or yours, or some third location—I’m perfectly flexible—and, if you wanted to, we could maybe, perchance, possibly…oh God, I’m so nervous I can hardly bring myself to say it…my point is, or rather what I’m asking is…well…would you care to, maybe, fuck?”
Sir Ben Kingsley (To Doja Cat)
“How do you spell out the sound of a kiss? How can you write passion and moaning and love into a simple text? How can I convey my desire for you without a picture of my wiener, and how do I get you to say yes?”
James Franco (To Anonymous Fan)
“When reporters ask me, I’m going to pretend that I didn’t know you were underage, and then I’m going to blame your parents for letting me text you.”
Anthony Weiner (To Ginger Lee)
“Have you ever wanted to have sex with a congressman who has his kids every other weekend?”
Dax Shepard (To Kristen Bell)
“Boingo zoingo awooga awooga.”
Tom Hanks (To Entire Contact List)
“Which one of you gutter sluts wants to ride the Hanks Express to Fucktown tonight?”
