Onion Public Radio, Podcasts Mosquito's Life Cut Short Published: April 27, 2012 Advertising After a series of failed suicide attempts, Maria Trotter, 28, was killed last night in a car accident. The other driver should know not to feel too terrible about the whole thing. Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 48: Issue 17 Related Coverage The Final Episode Of The Topical Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird