Model Railroading A Harsh Mistress

UTICA, NY—Tom Collins, a 49-year-old data technician and father of seven, announced Monday that model railroading is a harsh mistress. “Model railroading, like the Sea, can be a kind lady, but make no mistake, she can also be a cold and angry harpy,” Collins said. “In times of yore, men tested their mettle against the Sea, but in these modern times, a man proves his virility one way only: building, maintaining and running a model-railroad set-up in his garage or den.” Collins advised using Testor’s-brand epoxy glue for miniature trees and letting them dry for at least 24 hours.