According to market research, there are millions of Americans who have never picked up a single issue of The Onion. What do you think?
“At least they still get most of
Cynthia Conter • Animal Caretaker
“For their sake, I’m glad such mentally feeble individuals, bereft of the vital insight
Don Ryan • Sanding Machine Tender
“Ha! That’s a good one! What is it, April Fool’s Day? Oh, crap. It’s June? I better call in to work and see if I still have a job.”
Cody Ross • Attorney
