Milestones In X Games History

With the X Games kicking off in Minneapolis this Thursday, The Onion looks back at memorable moments in the event’s 22-year history:

1904

Dr. Elijah Witherspoon debuts his marvelous “foot-powered skating board” at the St. Louis World’s Fair

1934

U.S. athletes boycott Games hosted by Nazi Germany

1995

Organizers decide to stage the Games in Newport, Rhode Island to make use of the state’s extensive sailing parks

1998

Opening ceremonies feature Tony Hawk igniting the X Games cauldron with a flame-shooting, gasoline-filled Super Soaker

2001

Danny Harf’s corpse is the first to land a 900-degree spin in wakeboarding

2002

After intense political pressure, organizers announce they will only use American dirt in motocross events

2004

Debut of tandem rider BMX event

2006

Travis Pastrana action figure completes record-setting 15 backflips in one jump before crashing onto the living room floor

2007

Jake Brown disappoints a record crowd of 150,000 by walking away from a 45-foot fall

2015

Curren Caples becomes the first skateboarder to win an event while wearing a helmet