ST. PAUL, MN—Following the successful completion of a large collating project, administrative supervisor Becky Szafranski announced plans to skedaddle earlier than usual Friday.
“Sorry, gang, I gotta scoot,” said Szafranski, who also had to boogie early on Tuesday for a dental appointment. “If I don’t get off my patoot now, the bank will close before I get there.”
Szafranski’s assistant, Kelly Toomey, said that if Szafranski continues her recent habit of premature skedaddling, she is sure to catch h-e-double-hockey-sticks from department director David Welling.
