Mediocre Painter's True Talent Lies In Acting Like A Painter

LOS ANGELES–According to art critics, mediocre painter James Augustiniak has proven masterful at cultivating the self-centered, womanizing demeanor of an art-world enfant terrible. “Augustiniak’s latest exhibition, featuring dozens of paintings of melting eyeballs and hearts, was a staggering achievement in clichéd, pseudo-pretentious banality,” said Los Angeles Times art critic Christopher Knight. “But I went anyway, just to see him throw a fit over the lighting in the gallery. He’s very good at that sort of thing.”