Onion Public Radio, Podcasts Maverick Tugboat Captain Doesn't Give Damn What Tugboat Manual Says Published: January 18, 2007 Advertising Americans Wondering What They Did To Deserve This Much Joe Buck Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 43: Issue 3 Related Coverage The Final Episode Of The Topical Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird