Maurice Clarett Shows Up Late For Prison Camp

COLUMBUS, OH—Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett began his new career as an inmate with the Ohio state prison system by showing up over eight hours late for his first day at Chillicothe State Correctional Camp, a move that did not sit well with officials. “For a rookie in our system to start out like this is a big mistake, to put it mildly,” said warden Samuel Gordon, who had been looking forward to overseeing the eight-year deal for aggravated assault Clarett plead guilty to on Tuesday. “Your best bet around here is to blend in, keep your head down, and toe the line at roll call and during cell searches. Act like you’re above the law around here and you’ll soon find out how wrong you are.” Chillicothe management has already taken steps to curtail Clarett’s undesirable behavior by assigning him to room with Curtis “Big Sweetie” McCulloch, a 12-year veteran known for his prowess in breaking in new recruits.