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Marvel Announces Thor Will Now Be Represented As A Woman

Marvel Comics has announced that the character Thor will now be represented as a woman, though she will still be referred to as the “God of Thunder” and wield the hammer of Thor, with officials explaining that “if we can accept Thor as a frog and a horse-faced alien, we should be able to accept a woman.” What do you think?

Gary Fotchman • Unemployed

“Hopefully this will inspire all the young girls out there who dream of one day wielding the enchanted hammer Mjölnir.”

Gary Fotchman • Unemployed

Macland Pierce • Snorkel Shack Owner

“Finally, the world is ready to accept a beautiful, blond, Scandinavian woman.”

Macland Pierce • Snorkel Shack Owner

Rebecca Champlain • Inventory Taker

“As long as the character is still white.”

Rebecca Champlain • Inventory Taker