Pop singer Mariah Carey announced that she and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting a baby next spring. What do you think?
“How inspirational. Now I’m going to go have a baby.”
Jackie Vandermark • Unemployed
“She’s a brave woman to defy the doctors who said she shouldn’t have children because of the risk of permanent damage to her ass shapeliness.”
Oren Bishop • Systems Analyst
“That’s great news! I was just heading to my shift at the suicide hotline and was totally drawing a blank on a reason why people should live.”
Sean Posa • Counselor
