Man Watching Cleopatra 2525 Has No Time To Read

MCALESTER, OK–Despite his great love of literature, Cleopatra 2525 viewer Kenneth Washburn doesn’t have time to read, the 33-year-old McAlester resident reported Monday. “Sure, I’d love to curl up with a good book a lot more often,” said Washburn as he watched Cleopatra, an exotic dancer cryogenically frozen in 2001 and accidentally thawed out in 2525 by two female warriors, race through a futuristic cityscape to evade a horde of murderous Betrayer robots. “But, unfortunately, between work and chores and everything else, there just isn’t much time.” Washburn then flipped over to E! Wild On The Mediterranean during a commercial break.