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Man Sues Woman For ‘Emotional Trauma’ After Rejecting Him

A man in Singapore has filed a lawsuit against a woman for $3 million, claiming that she caused emotional “trauma” to his life when she told him she wasn’t interested in a romantic relationship with him. What do you think?

Jason Gilbert, Truth Expert

“This will be a cute story

Jason Gilbert, Truth Expert

Colleen Pawel, Product Photographer

“This seems like just the thing that will ultimately win her over.”

Colleen Pawel, Product Photographer

Jeff Whitfield, Freelance Motivator

“I worry about being countersued for only talking about myself at dinner.”

Jeff Whitfield, Freelance Motivator




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