Man Pretty Sure He Slept

AKRON, OH—Following eight restless hours in bed, copy repair technician Jason Murphy reported that he was “80 percent” sure he had slept the previous night. “It definitely seemed like I was sleeping for a while there, though I don’t really feel rested, so it’s hard to say,” a haggard Murphy told coworkers Friday. “I mean, when my alarm went off, I jumped, so that must have meant I was asleep, right? Then again, I remember looking up at the clock a couple times and it was 3:38, so I’m not quite sure what happened there.” Murphy went on to tell reporters that, regardless, he will try to sleep again this evening.