Man Miscast In Role of Father

BECKLEY, WV—Critics, social workers, and peers agreed Monday that Michael Jans was horribly miscast as the father of 5-year-old Tyler Beecham. “Michael would be great playing the drunken buddy, or the deadbeat brother who can’t hold down a job, but he’s just not very believable as Daddy,” ex-girlfriend Karen Beecham said. “I had hoped Michael would grow into the role, but I’m rethinking that idea. It’s a very demanding part, and I need someone who can do it without a lot of direction.” Beecham will begin re-casting the father role at Scooter’s Pub on Thursday at 8 p.m.