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Looking Back On Jay Cutler: The Chicago Bears’ Greatest Quarterbitch

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Bears GM Confident Team Has Right Pieces In Place To Trade Jay Cutler
Bears GM Confident Team Has Right Pieces In Place To Trade Jay Cutler
Jay Cutler Disappears Into Folds Of Winter Coat
Jay Cutler Disappears Into Folds Of Winter Coat
Jay Cutler: ‘I’ll Be The First Person To Admit We Need A New Punter’
Jay Cutler: ‘I’ll Be The First Person To Admit We Need A New Punter’
Bears GM Hoping To Motivate Jay Cutler With More Guaranteed Money
Bears GM Hoping To Motivate Jay Cutler With More Guaranteed Money
Bears Giving Jay Cutler A Few Years To Properly Heal
Bears Giving Jay Cutler A Few Years To Properly Heal
Jay Cutler Proudly Watches Son Throw First Tantrum
Jay Cutler Proudly Watches Son Throw First Tantrum
Jay Cutler Hoping To Prove Doubters Whatever In Contract Year
Jay Cutler Hoping To Prove Doubters Whatever In Contract Year
Bears Trainers Worried Concussed Jay Cutler May Never Sulk Again
Bears Trainers Worried Concussed Jay Cutler May Never Sulk Again
Bears To Prove Jay Cutler’s Toughness By Allowing Quarterback To Be Sacked More Often
Bears To Prove Jay Cutler’s Toughness By Allowing Quarterback To Be Sacked More Often
Jay Cutler Proves Naysayers Wrong By Defeating Shittiest Team Ever To Make Playoffs
Jay Cutler Proves Naysayers Wrong By Defeating Shittiest Team Ever To Make Playoffs
Dopey-Looking Guy Who Doesn’t Know He’s On Jumbotron Jay Cutler
Dopey-Looking Guy Who Doesn’t Know He’s On Jumbotron Jay Cutler
Roster-Depleted Bears Sign Tire Swing For Cutler To Throw To
Roster-Depleted Bears Sign Tire Swing For Cutler To Throw To
Group Of Kids With Diabetes All Die One Day After Visit From Jay Cutler
Group Of Kids With Diabetes All Die One Day After Visit From Jay Cutler

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