Lookalike Couple Vaguely Disquieting

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Friends and family of Russell Tonelli are expressing a “creepy sort of unease” at the distinct visual similarities between the 33-year-old Grand Rapids file clerk and his new girlfriend, Elizabeth Brecht, sources reported Tuesday. “It’s really weird how similar they look,” said co-worker Isaac Richards. “Elizabeth even cut off her long hair last week, making it even worse. That’s just plain disturbing.”