Local Man Gets Cocky With Ladder

GUNNISON, UT—Three days into painting his house, Donald Simonds has gotten arrogant with his 12-foot aluminum ladder. “When he started his project, he’d step up the rungs real gingerly, bracing himself with his hands all the way,” neighbor Earl Pickett said. “Now, three days later, he’s climbing up the wrong end, carrying three paint cans at once, standing on the top step of the thing. I even saw him steady himself by putting one foot on a windowsill.” Pickett said he just hopes Simonds’ smug way with his ladder doesn’t get him hurt.