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Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens
Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens
Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag
Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag
’Six Flags Killer’ Still At Large, Say Souvenir-Bedecked Police
’Six Flags Killer’ Still At Large, Say Souvenir-Bedecked Police
Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist
Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist
Law Enforcement Officials Call For Creation Of Bulletproof Sleeves
Law Enforcement Officials Call For Creation Of Bulletproof Sleeves
Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death
Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death
LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet
LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet
Vigilante Cop Acts As Judge, Jury, Prosecuting Attorney, Bailiff, Stenographer, Executioner
Vigilante Cop Acts As Judge, Jury, Prosecuting Attorney, Bailiff, Stenographer, Executioner
Crime Scene Used To Be Cool
Crime Scene Used To Be Cool
Male Bonding Leads To Bail Bonding
Male Bonding Leads To Bail Bonding

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