Landlords Urged To Be Vigilant Against Terrorists

Following the death of Osama bin Laden, the Department of Homeland Security has urged landlords to be on the alert for radicalized individuals who may be occupying their buildings. What do you think?


“If they’re telling me to be racist, I’m way ahead of them.”

Adam Kilbey • Systems Analyst

“To clarify, the DHS defines ’radicalized individuals’ as people who complain about malfunctioning radiators, people who complain about unchanged light bulbs in entryways, and people who complain about inconsistent trash removal.”

Jen Wilson-Piper • Security Analyst

“No sweat, I’ve already worked a clause into my standard lease that revokes a tenant’s entire security deposit if he commits an act of terrorism.”

Marco Powles • Landlord