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Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog

Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SC) defended killing her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, after the anecdote was leaked from her upcoming memoir, saying that the dog was “untrainable” and “tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm.” What do you think?

Romario Langley, Ant Breeder

“I appreciate a politician with an honest, practical approach to cruelty.”

Romario Langley, Ant Breeder

Harley Villanueva, Treat Distributor

“The dumb people criticizing this clearly have no real experience killing dogs.”

Harley Villanueva, Treat Distributor

Dilara Hook, systems analyst

“And liberals will say there is no good reason to own a gun.”

Dilara Hook, systems analyst




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