Kleenex Box Inadequately Covered

EMPORIA, KS—Area widow Gwen Reid is said to be “crocheting frantically” following Tuesday’s discovery of an uncovered Kleenex facial-tissue box in her home. “Dust is falling on the box as we speak,” said Reid, struggling to complete a side panel for a pink cozy. “This is worse than the uncovered spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom last year.” In the past, Reid has knitted coverings for such once-naked items as the TV Guide, radio and grandfather clock.