KKK Member Struggles To Blame Blacks For His Hangover

SWAINSBORO, GA—Buford Anderson, a member of the Swainsboro chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, struggled to find a way to blame blacks for his wicked hangover Monday. “I believe the Nigra [sic] has conspired to hang me over with alcohol, even if I can’t rightly prove it just at this moment,” said Anderson, who had consumed a fifth of Jim Beam whiskey the previous night. “I done called the Jim Beam hotline to see if any of the board of directors is of the colored persuasion, but so far I’m inconclusive.” Last December, Anderson blamed the “Jew-run media” for a paper cut sustained while reading TV Guide.