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Kim Jong Il May Have Had Stroke

Following his absence during a parade celebrating the 60th anniversary of North Korea, many are speculating that Kim Jong Il has suffered a stroke. What do you think?

Charlie Cafarelli • Office Manager

“I guess now they’ll probably have to repaint all those thousands of murals of him with one side of his face all droopy.”

Charlie Cafarelli • Office Manager

Geoffrey Thedford • Acquisitions Assistant

“Well, he is 66—he’d be retiring soon anyway.”

Geoffrey Thedford • Acquisitions Assistant

Lisa Berg • Sales Associate

“It’s so annoying how whenever you miss a parade everyone thinks you had a stroke.”

Lisa Berg • Sales Associate