Two California doctors, Matthew Perry’s live-in personal assistant, and a reputed drug dealer known as the “ketamine queen” have been charged in connection with the accidental overdose death of the Friends star last year. What do you think?
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“This is why I never sold drugs. I was scared I’d kill Matthew Perry.”
Valeria Hewitt, Prayer Copywriter
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“Maybe she could offer some clues as to who dealt him the ketamine.”
Graham Ortega, Wedding Bouncer
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“Maybe now people will think twice before killing someone famous.”
Leroy Clouse, Gaffer