Kamala Harris Donates $7 To Biden Reelection Campaign

WASHINGTON—Deciding it was time for her to become more politically active, Vice President Kamala Harris recently logged onto ActBlue to donate $7 to the Biden reelection campaign, sources reported Monday. “This is just my way of doing something to help out,” said Harris, who briefly considered rounding her donation up to $10 but ultimately decided against it. “They really make it so easy to chip in, and I figure every little bit helps. It’s feels great knowing I can now say I contributed to the campaign. And they’re going to mail me a bumper sticker!” At press time, Vice President Harris had reportedly unsubscribed from all Biden 2024 emails.