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Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing

Nineteen-year-old pop icon Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, FL this morning on charges that he drag raced a Lamborghini down a residential street and then failed a field sobriety test, with each offense potentially netting Bieber up to six months of jail time. What do you think?

Nadia Giardino • Off-Campus Housing Director

“See, this is what happens when the public doesn’t pay attention to Justin Bieber enough.”

Nadia Giardino • Off-Campus Housing Director

James Hooper • Unemployed

“He strikes me as someone who would do well in jail.”

James Hooper • Unemployed

Terry Shaffer • Leather Finisher

“But what about all those adorable songs he wrote about being in perfect mental health?”

Terry Shaffer • Leather Finisher