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Justin Bieber Accused Of Assaulting Neighbor

Police responded to reports yesterday that Justin Bieber threatened and attacked his neighbor after the latter voiced concerns that the 19-year-old pop star had been unsafely speeding through the neighborhood while testing out a newly delivered Ferrari. What do you think?

Gustavo Sparado • Fish Seller

“Wow. I can’t believe a kid who’s received that much attention all his life could act so spoiled.”

Gustavo Sparado • Fish Seller

Jim Kressel • Optical Engineer

“Can’t the neighbor just be cool and think back to when he was 19 and was delivered Ferraris?”

Jim Kressel • Optical Engineer

Lucy Hartung • Systems Analyst

“Well, how did the car drive?”

Lucy Hartung • Systems Analyst