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Jury: Peterson Deserves Death

Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?

Pedro Fernandez • Baggage Porter

“Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere.”

Pedro Fernandez • Baggage Porter

Derrick Watts • Systems Analyst

“What about Laci’s fetus’ potential children, and those childrens’ children? Folks, this was

Derrick Watts • Systems Analyst

Sherry Morrison • Cashier

“What’s going on? I’ve been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I’m a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case.”

Sherry Morrison • Cashier

Rich Hale • Bartender

“This story had everything—sex, death, and now death once again. I would’ve appreciated some more sex, also.”

Rich Hale • Bartender

Warren Jacobs • Ship Captain

“What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, ’Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?’”

Warren Jacobs • Ship Captain

Florence Norris • Cardiologist

“Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged.”

Florence Norris • Cardiologist