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Judge Rules Google Maintains Illegal Monopoly Over Search

A U.S. district judge ruled that Google’s ubiquitous search engine has been illegally exploiting its dominance to squash competition and stifle innovation, a seismic decision that could shake up the internet and hobble one of the world’s best-known companies. What do you think?

Diego Migues, Printer Repairman

“Search engines are just a crutch for people too lazy to memorize several trillion unique URLs.”

Travis Astle, Unemployed

Rory Freiberg, Systems Analyst

“What’s the point of getting rich and powerful if you can’t crush all who oppose you?”

Kebin Ironside, Glove Stitcher

Wayne Urso, Drum Major

“Good luck finding somewhere else that finds toasters when you type ‘toasters.”

Leigh Ramsay, Spice Purchaser