Judge Rolls Eyes, Upholds Naughty Baker's First-Amendment Rights

LITTLE ROCK, AR–Rolling his eyes and sighing, Judge Howard Kitna of the Arkansas Court Of Appeals upheld Sweet ’N’ Nasty erotic-bake-shop owner Bill Engler’s constitutional right to free expression Monday. “As there is no legal precedent for ruling against a defendant on the grounds of bad taste, I suppose I have no choice but to rule in favor of ’The Naughty Baker’ and his ’Make A Wish… And Blow!’ cake,” Kitna said of Engler, who was arrested Apr. 7 after refusing to remove a window display featuring a penis-shaped cake with cupcake testicles and chocolate-sprinkle pubic hair. “Go ahead and display your thing.”