Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper announced that he will drop out of the 2020 presidential race in order to pursue a bid for Senate. What do you think?
“No! Jesus Christ, no. Fuck! No! No! No! No! Goddamn it!”
Missy Slater • Peanut Sheller
“I think he has a great shot at polling above 1% in Colorado.”
Noah Sykes • Crème Brûlée Cracker
“The star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”
Marco Sharp • Cravat Fluffer
