John Henson, Craig Kilborn Meet For Historic Smug-Bastard Summit

NEW YORK—Talk Soup host John Henson and The Daily Show anchor Craig Kilborn arrived Monday at New York’s Jacob Javits Center for the historic, first annual Smug Bastard Summit. “Well, bend me over your knee and spank me crimson, daddy, I’m just so excited about this summit,” a smirking, skunk-haired Henson told reporters during the summit’s opening press conference. A wry Kilborn concurred, adding, “This summit, of course, now holds the distinction of being the only annual gathering of complete pricks not to take place at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.” Kilborn then paused for several seconds to let his witticism “sink in.”