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JFK International Airport Plans $48 Million Animal Facility

Set to open in 2016, a new 178,000-square-foot terminal at JFK International Airport will be designed to kennel and quarantine pets, birds, and livestock, complete with swimming pools, flat-screen TVs, and full-time medical services. What do you think?

Roger Lund • Bail Bondsman

“From a business perspective, it’s always a smart move to give up on making humans happy.”

Roger Lund • Bail Bondsman

Joe Ingrisano • Amateur Accountant

“I can’t wait until my next karmic cycle!”

Joe Ingrisano • Amateur Accountant

Trina Waldorf • Systems Analyst

“What an innovative way to tell the world’s poor to go fuck themselves.”

Trina Waldorf • Systems Analyst