Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?
“Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby.”
Laurie MacColl • Systems Analyst
“Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring.”
Jeffrey Warbeck • Grease Buffer
“I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple.”
Neal Monreale • Weight Bulker
