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Jeff Goldblum Tapped For ‘Jurassic World’ Sequel

Actor Jeff Goldblum will reportedly reprise his 1993 role as mathematician Dr. Ian Malcolm in the upcoming Jurassic World sequel. What do you think?

Martha Torres • Salmon Handler

“Whew. For a second I was worried this movie might contain some element I wasn’t already completely familiar with.”

Martha Torres • Salmon Handler

Robert Kingsley • Fluid Technician

“This could be just the thing to get that holdout raptor from the original onboard.”

Robert Kingsley • Fluid Technician

Stan Ueland • Unemployed

“Putting his character through this again just shows how shallow an understanding the writers have of dinosaur-related trauma.”

Stan Ueland • Unemployed