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Jeff Bezos Going To Space

Multi-billionaire and soon-to-be-former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos will be aboard the first human flight operated by his aerospace company, Blue Origin, traveling with his brother and the winner of an online auction. What do you think?

Edgar Pradhan, Tan Sprayer

“And here I thought he couldn’t possibly be further removed from the average American.”

Edgar Pradhan, Tan Sprayer

Simone Gadbois, Unemployed

“And people say Amazon employees don’t get vacation time.”

Simone Gadbois, Unemployed

DeAndre Romney, Set Designer

“I guess you can be the richest man in the world and still have to go on vacation with your family.”

DeAndre Romney, Set Designer




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