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Jackson Mahomes Caught Groping Las Vegas Sphere

LAS VEGAS—In another major controversy for the social media influencer, 23-year-old Jackson Mahomes was reportedly caught Sunday groping the Las Vegas Sphere. Sources confirmed that Mahomes, the younger brother of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, sidled up to the 516-foot-wide LED orb before suddenly clamping both of his hands over its surface and furiously attempting to squeeze the screen. In a series of posts on TikTok, Mahomes defended his actions, stating that the encounter with the arena was “perfectly consensual” and that, in fact, the Sphere had been the one to initiate it. At press time, sources reported the Las Vegas Sphere had filed charges against Mahomes.




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