Though they all won’t be able to take home a coveted golden statue, this year’s Oscar nominees will still receive gift baskets worth $125,000. Here’s what’s inside:
$8: Pack of toilet-seat covers for disgusting Dolby Theatre bathrooms
$199: Handsomely bound, multi-volume history of American Civil War
$23,200: Free samples from all 472 celebrities who started vanity fragrance lines this year
$12.99: Autographed copy of Acting For The Camera by Tony Barr
$500: Movie-quality Robert Duvall mask
$79: 2-pound trial size of Tesla Model S
$250: Assorted prostheses from the set of Foxcatcher
$8.50: Oscar dipping sauce
$4 per gram: Emergency cyanide capsule to take in event of capture
$36: Pretty nice socks
$60,000-$100,000: Three vouchers to redeem complimentary film roles in upcoming B movies or lower
