India conducted five underground nuclear tests last week and has vowed to conduct more, prompting strong condemnation and economic sanctions from the U.S. What do you think?
“Indians testing nuclear bombs? They can’t even get my tandoori right.”
Chris Knight • Chiropractor
“God, the Indians are so much more in touch with their spiritual side, aren’t they?”
Lori Backman • Mathematician
“I guess this finally explains where all those glowing, six-armed blue guys came from.”
Lawrence Santana • Flight Attendant
“India should heed America’s call to stop nuclear testing. After all, we obliged when India asked us to stop in the ’40s, ’50s, ’60s, ’70s and ’80s.”
Systems Analyst • Patricia Wilson
“I’m just glad American Indians don’t have the bomb. Talk about heap big payback for Paleface.”
Sales Representative • Josh Carter
“I just hope the Indians love their children, too.”
Joseph Teufel • Landscaper
