Hussein Family Can't Bear To Throw Out Uday's Favorite Nutsack Shocker

AWJA, IRAQ—Relatives, sorting through boxes at Uday Hussein’s home Tuesday, couldn’t bear to discard one of the deceased tyrant’s favorite torture devices. “Oh, how Uday loved his electric nutsack shocker,” said Uday’s uncle Karim Suleiman al-Majid, as he sifted through a box of clamps, cables, saws, and 8-volt batteries. “And here’s that trusty little knife he would use to dig eyeballs out of their sockets.” Al-Majid said he is sure that Uday would have wanted his favorite cousin Nawaf to have the roll of flensing wire.