According to Amnesty International, the U.S. is no longer the world’s human-rights leader. What do you think?
“Doesn’t Amnesty International realize we have covert black-op specialists who shoot people for saying that kind of stuff?”
Chris Winfield • Plumber
“I guess our nation’s leaders have given up trying to impress sexy, politically active college chicks.”
Dan Eichelberger • Systems Analyst
“I’d like to applaud the forward-thinking nations of Angola, Sudan, and Syria for helping vote the U.S. off the U.N. commission. Truly, your countries are examples to us all.”
Eileen Tenace • Buyer
“I support whatever Amnesty International has to say. I have to: They sent me those free return-address labels.”
Laurie Almon • Architect
“Fine, I’ll let the guy out of my basement. Will that fix this up?”
Paul Bevacqua • Cab Driver
“America makes the best movies, the best TV shows, and the best snack foods. We can’t do everything.”
Raymond Fingers • Civil Engineer
