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How To Protect Your Data From Hackers

As you go about your day, try to generate as little data as possible.


Make your passwords so complex that you have to go through the infuriating process of password recovery each time you sign in.


If someone tries to hack you, give them a stern “no.”


Only accept credit card swipe machines as gifts from people you know.


All you can really do is teach your data well and hope they make good decisions.


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