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How To Name Your Fantasy Football Team

Any respectable fantasy football team name should pay homage to your ancestors by including elements of your father’s, grandfather’s, and great-grandfather’s fantasy team names.

Insert a reference to some aggressive animal that represents the raw power of your team like a shark, jungle cat, or Pomeranian.

Check in with the U.S. Patent And Trademark Office to make sure nobody’s already laid claim to “For Whom Odell Tolls.”

To make the name easier to remember, just go with your email password or credit card PIN.

Make your inevitable fantasy league domination all the more insidious by going with “Untitled.”

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