At long last, you finally achieve total domination of the woodwind section of the Berlin Philharmonic.
Don’t worry: There’s nothing wrong with your outlook, career plans or enormous set of antlers.
All your deepest hopes and dreams will finally come true this week for someone other than yourself.
Long airplane, car or boat trips may signal travel for adventurous Cancer this week.
This would be a bad time to discontinue your practice of firing several warning shots through every closed door you encounter.
This is
Fortune passes everywhere this week. However, it passes you so quickly that you may be badly hurt.
It would be best if you didn’t leave the house this week. Candice Bergen is still out there, and she has a long, long memory.
The stars have seen you gazing up at them, and they now answer your unspoken question: Yes, they are real.
Contrary to the predictions of several experts, you will actually find it rather simple to breed in captivity.
Take time out to consider your own mortality this week, but be sure to do it before your Friday-morning train ride.
This is an illusion. Make good use of your time, Buddy Boy.
