According to one of his estranged sons, Fred Phelps, the founder and longtime leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, is in gravely ill health. Here is a look back at some of the milestone moments in his controversial church’s history:
1929-2014: Fred Waldron Phelps is born, beginning a period of nearly 85 years during which not a single moment of doubt passes through his mind
1951: Margie Simms, the future Mrs. Phelps, meets the love of her life
1955-2014: Nobody cracks open a Bible
1968: Jesus Christ personally visits Fred Phelps in one of his dreams and asks what the fuck is wrong with him
1972-1979: The disco years
1991: Westboro Baptist Church blasted after adopting slogan expressing what dozens of churches actually believe
1994: Topeka residents admit they must hand it to Westboro Baptist Church for ending all that gay cruising in Gage Park
1999: In return for years of loyal patronage, church receives 200 free “God hates fags” posters from local Kinko’s
2010: An increasingly paranoid Fred Phelps becomes convinced God may be a fag
2013: Phelps excommunicated after advocating for more compassionate hatred
1955-2014: Gets a whole lot of undeserved attention
