Herculean Effort, Astronomical Expense Lead To Photo Of Whole Family At Disney World

ORLANDO, FL—A Sisyphean, continent-spanning voyage and the depletion of six years of savings at long last resulted this Tuesday in a single photograph of all four Schoepke family members in front of Cinderella Castle at the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. “Hey, all right!” matriarch Brenda Schoepke said following the click of the camera shutter, a culmination that required an arduous, backbreaking overland journey from Idaho, many months of planning, and a monumental sum of money, with the only physical relic being the photograph of the squinting, badly sunburned Schoepkes in ill-fitting Disney-character-emblazoned T-shirts. “That one’s going straight into the photo album!” The Schoepkes agreed the grueling, extravagantly expensive Disney World odyssey was much more successful than 2009’s onerous trek to the Grand Canyon, which resulted in nothing after Brenda’s camera was left behind at a highway rest stop.